The BBC are setting up a theme park and asked the public what BBC show concept they would most like to ride. The number one survey response was simply...

This little piggy...

... went to a rape crisis centre after being introduced to David Cameron

Desperate single...

A desperate single woman is trying to get married. She places ads that...

Why didn't the...

Because the server was non-compliant.

This is for my...

Three men were standing on a mountain. A Mexican, a Black man and a white...

Three men got...

They found a tribe and asked if they could borrow a boat. The tribe leader...

Red Phone

A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone sitting...

Why did no one go...

Because they were always Ilkhanate

Life of an egg...

If you think a guy's life is bad compare it to an egg. You only get laid...

Irish

Knock-knock! Who's there? Irish! Irish who? Irish I could think...

Did you hear...

...he was said to be lacktoes intolerant.