A desperate single woman is trying to get married.
She places ads that read:
"Single female looking for *well endowed* male for marriage purposes. Social status and physical appearance not critical."
The next day, the front doorbell rings. She opens to find a quadriplegic (no offense) handsome man on an power wheelchair.
- How may I help you?
- I'm here concerning the ad.
- Well I don't mind your physical condition, but I have doubts about my only requirement, you know...
- Oh yeah? and how do you think I was able to ring your doorbell???
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