They found a tribe and asked if they could borrow a boat. The tribe leader said, "Sure, but first find me a fruit from the forest."
And off they went, each looking for a different fruit. The first man to come back brought with him apples. The tribe leader said, "Good, now fit all of them in your butt or you die."
In shock, but with no choice, he tried as hard as he could, but failed to fit even one apple in his poopchute. He was killed on the spot.
The next two men came together, each with a different fruit. However, only one was permitted to speak with the leader at a time.
The second man came up to the leader with a durian, and the leader told him to do the same thing as the first man.
Shocked, but optionless, he tried and tried, but failed. Needless to say, he was killed.
The third man went to the leader and brought with him grapes. When asked to carry out the same task, it was much easier. He fit 9 out of 10 grapes in his butt, but all of a sudden, he laughed so hard that all the grapes flew out of his butt and he was killed for failing.
In heaven, he was asked by the two men, "Why did you fail! You were going to get off the island EASY!"
To which the third man replied, laughing, "I remembered you brought the durian!"
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