Three guys were on vacation in the Amazon, when they became separated from their tour group. After stumbling through the forest for hours, they finally stumbled upon an indigenous tribe, all of whom were naked, and statues of penises everywhere. Hoping that they may care for or help them find help, they approached them. The tribe immediately took them as prisoners and tied them to stakes.
The chief says to them, "If your penises can measure a total of 12 inches, we will let you go. If not, you will be killed and eaten."
The men grew immediately nervous, as one of the tribesmen pulls down the first guys pants. 4 inches. They begin to sweat. The tribesman pulls down the next guy's pants. It's like a baby's arm. 7 inches. Breathing a massive sigh of relief, they all look to the last guy, who's breathing heavy and with worry on his face, as his pants are removed. 1 inch.
The guys cheer as they're being untied and are walking out of the camp. As they finally make their way out of the jungle and laughing to themselves at the insanity of the situation, the third guy looks at the other two and says, "Man. I'm really glad I had a boner."
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