The Amazing Golf Ball

Three guys are starting a round of golf. They all pull out their
golf balls for inspection. The third guy pulls out a pink golf
ball. Needless to say the other two guys laugh at him and call
him names.


"Laugh all you want," he says, "but you can never lose this golf
ball." "How?" reply the other two. "Well, if you hit the ball
into the woods it is eay to find because it is pink." "I've been
to lots of courses where you would not find that ball." says the
first guy. "Well, it also starts beeping when it is lost." the
third guy replies. "That is useless if you hit it into the
water" sneers the second guy. "If you hit the ball into the
water, the ball has an flotation device built into it and it
floats to the surface." the third guy replies. "That is all well
and good but how do you get the ball if it is just floating
thre? You don't know how far out it will be" the first guy says.
"It also has a solar panel in the side of the ball. It uses
solar power to get itself to the nearest shore." "That's bloody
amazing!I guess you were right, you really can't lose it," says
the second guy, "but where did you get such a great ball from? I
would like to buy one." The guy replies, "I found it."