During a hospital inspection, the boss is showing the inspector the rooms and treatment that their patients receive. During this tour, the inspector notices that one of the patients is furiously masturbating in his room.
"Good Lord, what on earth is HE doing?" says the inspector.
The doctor explains: "Sir, that man has a very rare medical condition that causes him to overproduce sperm. If he does not do that eight times a day, his testicles will explode."
After hearing this explanation, the inspector and doctor continue with their tour. However, the inspector quickly notices another patient receiving a blow job from one of the nurses.
"And what in the HELL is going on in HERE?"
"Same condition, better health insurance."
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