An old guy

An old guy with his 80's went to the doctor for a check up. Doctor asks
-How is your life going on how do you feel?
Man replies:
- Everything perfect. I feel great. I just married​ with an 18 years old. And you know what she is pregnant.
Doctor nods his head and - Let me tell you a story.
- there was this guy who enjoys hunting deers with his gun. That day he took his umbrella instead of the rifle. He saw a nice deer just behind the woods , aimed and bum. Deer was shot felt to the ground.
The old guy shouts
- Come on that's not possible someone else should have done it.
Doctor:
- You are absolutely right!

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