So, one day I was fucking this girl in the ass. I mean I was really giving it to her good. So hard in fact her face was pounding back and forth on the head rest and it was beginning to get pretty loud. I grabbed her by her hips and whipped her around to face the other direction, all the while my dick still hard in her ass.
I continue fucking, she's screaming a mix of laughs and cries and I can see she's beginning to get tired. I'm still ready to go, but I thought to myself I can use this as an opportunity to trick her.
After about another minute or two of continuous pounding I pull out, shove her face into the pillow and spit on her back. Meanwhile I'm furiously beating my meat trying to get the explosive finish I've been chasing. She thinks it's all over because of when I had spit on her so she turns around.
Just as she turns I start exploding, and it lands all over her face. She just looks up at me with those big blue eyes, cum dripping down her petite face and says "You're a pedophile."
I laugh and say, "Pedophile? That's a big word for an eight year old!"
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