I was just visiting some friends who have a real working farm.
I was watching this one rooster chasing after this hen, when the friend's wife came out to feed them.
The rooster stopped chasing the hen at once and ran over to begin eating.
I stood there thinking to myself, "Damn ! I hope I never get that hungry."
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