That Bridge is Big Enough!

This is a insult I use on my brother's girlfriend if she starts annoying me too much. She has a very tiny bridge in her nose that is only noticeable if you look close enough. Its fun to mess with her about it cause she is very self conscious about it.

That bridge on your nose is so big, it could fit Rosie O'Donald across the Grand Canyon!

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