"Right then kids, what do you want for breakfast?" He asks little Billy and Jane.
Billy calls out, "I'll have a fucking boiled egg!"
He father slaps him round the back of the head and says ""WHAT! nothing for you then! off to school now and your grounded for a week!" He turns to Jane "So what can I make for you?"
Jane replies "Well I dont want a fucking boiled egg thats for sure!"
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