one morning the mother is ill so the dad is getting the kids breakfast

"Right then kids, what do you want for breakfast?" He asks little Billy and Jane.
Billy calls out, "I'll have a fucking boiled egg!"

He father slaps him round the back of the head and says ""WHAT! nothing for you then! off to school now and your grounded for a week!" He turns to Jane "So what can I make for you?"

Jane replies "Well I dont want a fucking boiled egg thats for sure!"

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