"What the hell are you supposed to be, then?" the host asks.
"I'm a turtle," the man replies.
"What a pile of shite!" the host replies. "How can you be a turtle when all you've got is that naked woman on your back?"
"Oh her?" the man smiles. "That's just Michelle!"
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