Two men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke. He asks the other guy if he has a lighter. He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter. Surprised, the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie." The first man asks "Can I make a wish? " Sure says the other man, "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing" "Okay, I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp. A genie appears and asks the man what he wants. The man says " I want a million bucks." The genie says okay and goes back to his lamp and ten seconds later a million ducks fly over head, and the guy says to the other "Your genie really sucks at hearing doesn't he?" The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a ten inch bic?"
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