Tell the Dean How You Feel

Wouldn't it be nice to tell the Dean of your college what you REALLY think
about him/her?


Well,... if you like YOUR Dean as much as I like MY Dean, then you'd
better keep your mouth shut. I knew I'd get kicked out of the college if I
expressed my true feelings, so I remained silent for the last four years.
But yesterday was my graduation. And as I walked across the stage, the
Dean handed my diploma to me (nicely scrolled and tied with a ribbon).


Once she handed it to me, I could finally tell that bitch what I REALLY
thought about her. So I leaned across her podium and I looked her straight
in the eye.


"Hey Bitch," I said. "You're so damn ugly... you could practice birth
control just by leaving the lights on!" And then I walked off the stage,
and went home. I gotta tell you that it felt just as good as I had
imagined it would forthe last four years.


Today, I unwrapped my diploma, framed it, and hung it in the living room,
where it proudly exclaims to the world:


"In order to receive your diploma, please present this certificate
to the Dean of your college after final grades have been posted!"