I heard it on the radio where all involved laughed and I've since found it on the internet but I'm still none the wiser? Here goes:
Man goes in to a hardware store and asks the owner for a tin of blue paint.
The owner replies I'm very sorry I only have red paint.
The man says that's fine I have my bike outside.
Am I a bit thick or is this a shit joke?? All I can deduce is he's saying he can go elsewhere or the hardware store owner can borrow his bike to get the paint.
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