Ted Nugent is driving down the interstate late at night when nature begins to call. He sees a sign for a rest stop. He says to himself, "Oh man, I know what goes on at these places at night, but I gotta go!"
So he pulls in to the rest stop, looks in the bathroom and finds it empty. Relieved, he goes into the last stall and starts doing his business. A moment later, someone comes into the bathroom and takes the stall next to him.
"Hey, how's it going honey?" says the man through the partition. Ted ignores him.
"What are you up to tonight?" says the other man.
"None of your damn business" Ted barks back.
"Well that doesn't sound like fun, I bet I can make your night a whole lot better"
Ted starts to get pissed. "You just stay over there, or I'll make you wish you did"
"Don't be like that baby, how about I come over there and we can make sweet love all night long?"
Ted loses it "YOU FREAKIN PERVERT, IF YOU STEP ONE FOOT IN THIS DIRECTION I SWEAR WILL GUT YOU LIKE A PIG!!"
The bathroom is silent for a few moments, then the guy says
"Hey baby....let me call you back, some A-hole is screaming his head off in the stall next to me"
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