Ted and James are walking along the river and sees a pregnant woman drowning.........
They both jump in and promptly proceed to drag her to shore. Ted immediately start to to perform CPR. James proceeds to pull down her panties and vigorously dives in between her legs.
"What the fuck are you doing?" ask Ted in a panicked voice. To which Ted replies "You safe the girl, i'll save the baby."
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