and his neighbor comes over to welcome him. He says, "Why don't I throw you a welcoming party tonight. My parties are awesome, there's always lots of booze, drugs, and crazy sex." The guy says, "Wow! That would be great! What should I wear?" His neighbor says, "Wear whatever you want, it'll just be you and me."
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