Ben, John, and Jerry got captured by cannibals.

While exploring a jungle, Ben, John, and Jerry got captured by cannibals. The chief of the cannibals claimed that they shall eat them tomorrow, but will set them free if they past the test. The chief's daughter, however, fell in love with John at first sight, and decided to let him know what the test is.

She told John that the chief will tell them to grab three fruits of the same kind, and when he says so, John must grab the smallest fruits he could find.

On the next day, the chief demands Ben, John, and Jerry to bring fruits in an hour. While looking for the smallest fruits possible, John finds a handful of cherries, and picks three. When John arrived he saw Ben with three apples. Jerry was yet to be seen.

Now the chief said, "Pull down your pants and do not make a single sound when I shove these fruits up your butt. If you make no sound, I'll set you free." Obviously, Ben screamed in pain after the first apple, and is sent to wait next to a fireplace. John makes no sound at all during the test, yet when the chief shoved the 3rd cherry, John bursts into laughter, and is sent next to the fireplace Ben, surprised that he laughed, asked John why. John said, "Look at Jerry."

Here comes Jerry with three pineapples.

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