Three surgeons are discussing patients they have operated on:
1st surgeon: "i like operating on the french, when you open them up, all their
parts are beautifully arranged and go back together perfectly no matter how you
replace them."
2nd surgeon: "i like operating on germans, when you open them up, all the
parts are numbered and they are easy to replace."
3rd surgeon: "i like operating on americans because the a****** and mouth are
interchangeable!"
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