One day, A taxi driver picked up a tourist in a airport and the tourist told the driver to drive him to the hotel. While on the way to the hotel the tourist started bragging about his stuff he owns.
Tourist: you see this camera? It can take 120 frames per second video, very fast!
The driver just nodded and continued driving.
Tourist: i have a sport car that goes from 0-100 in 3 seconds, very fast!
The driver just nodded and kept silent
Tourist: i also have a phone that can download a full length movie under 3 minutes, very fast!
The driver just nodded and stayed quiet.
Soon the driver finally arrived at the hotel and the tourist pulls out his wallet and to his surprise the taximeter showed that it cost nearly 1000 dollars in total.
Tourist: why is it very expensive?!
The taxi driver slowly turns around and looks at him with a big smile and said
Driver: Taximeter, very fast!
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