Roses are Red
Violets are Corny
When I think of you
Ooo, Baby I get Horny
Eat Me, Beat Me,
Bite Me, Suck Me,
Fuck Me, Blow Me,
Very slowly
If you Kiss me
Don't be Hasty
Use your Tongue
And make it Tasty
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