Father Father I must confess,
I got my girlfriend in an awful mess.
I laid her down so naked and bare,
I stuck something up her that shouldn't have been there.
Son son you stupid fucker.
When I was your age I used something rubber.
Father father no need to get upset.
I did use something rubber,
BUT THE DAMN THING BURST!
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