One day, Jane decides to teach Tarzan about sex.
As she is giving him the basics, Tarzan goes:
"Oh, Tarzan know sex. Tarzan sometimes do with hole in tree"
Horrified, Jane goes:
"My word, Tarzan, no, that's so terribly wrong. Here," she lays down on her back and opens her legs "You have to put it in here."
Tarzan takes off his loincloth, walks up to Jane and - BAM - kicks her as hard as he can, right in the snatch.
Jane proceeds to roll around on the ground in agony.
Finally, once she is able to draw breath, she goes
"Dear God, what the hell did you do that for?"
With a huge grin, he replies
"Tarzan not stupid. Always check for bees first"
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