A man walks up to a street.
The street says to the man:
"Hey!"
The jumps in surprise as the street shouts at him once more.
The man is puzzled.
"Excuse me?" The man said.
"I'm a talking street! I tell you when a car is coming!"
"That's convenient," The man replied.
The road told the man that there where no cars coming.
The man crossed the street.
The man began crossing back to the side in which he came from.
"What are you doing?" Asked the street.
"Double-Crossing you!" The man laughed.
The man promptly got hit by a semi truck.
The Road replied with: "I'm not letting you walk all over me like that!"
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