Take the Dog

Any time the alarm goes off after-hours at the municipal office where I work, the security company calls me at home and I have to go back and reset it.

Late at night I got one of those calls. As I was getting ready to head out the door, my husband groggily said: "You're not going down there by yourself at this hour."

Just as I was thinking: "How thoughtful of him", he added, "Better take the dog with you."

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