This guy comes into his doctor's office and tells him he's got a serious problem, that one of his balls is REALLY swollen. So the doctor asks him to show him, and the guy tells him he's not gonna 'cause he knows the doctor's gonna crack up. After about 1/2 an hour of arguing, he unzips his pants, and pulls out something so gigantic it almost breaks the table in half.Naturally the doctor can't resist and cracks up."You lied!" the guy replies, "now I'm NOT showing you the swollen one."
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