During class little Johnny kept swearing, everything was fuck this and fuck that.
Teacher, "Johnny, that is not a word a ten year old should be using."
Little Johnny, "There are worse words than that miss, like murder and death."
Teacher, "No Johnny, the word you keep saying is much, much worse than murder and death."
Little Johnny, "I disagree miss, I bet you would rather be fucked than killed."
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