Sven and Olly have a cow, Margaritte, who stops drinking water and is about to die of dehydration.
In a stroke of genius, the duo grab a hose and take Margaritte to the stream. While Sven holds Margaritte's head in the water, Olly jams the hose into her butt and starts sucking. They figure this will pull the water up through the cow, saving her life.
Olly gets winded pretty quick though and asks Sven to come do the sucking while Olly will hold Margaritte's head underwater.
Sven comes back, grabs the hose, pulls it out of Margaritte, spins it around and puts the end Olly was sucking on into Margaritte, and begins sucking on the other end.
Olly gasps and says "What are you doing?!"
Sven says "I aint be sticking my lips where you be sticking yours."
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