Superman's stiff surprise

Superman was flying above the city looking for action. He sees wonderwoman sunbathing on a rooftop, naked and with her sexy legs spread open. In a split second he decides to fulfill a long time desire, and with his lightning fast speed bangs wonderwoman, quickly disappearing back into the sky. At that moment wonderwoman exclaims "whoa! what was that!?".
The invisible man, who was on top of her naked body says "I don't know but my ass really hurts..."

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