when he flew by Wonder Woman's apartment and saw her lying naked on her bed with her legs spread. Supe thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I can get in there, do her, and get out before she even knows what happened." So he gets in, does his business and leaves. As soon as he left Wonder Woman said, "Did you hear something?" To which the Invisible Man replies, "No, but my butt sure hurts."
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