after his wife has been consulting with the doctor for 10 minutes, the doctor asks the husband for a word in private.
Doctor explains to the woman's husband, "look, its one of two possibilities, but I'm not sure which one".
Confused, the husband asks "Well what are they then?"
"Well sir, she either has AIDS or Amnesia".
"Jesus, there's a bit of a difference there doc. What do we do?".
"You have a car with you?" the doctor asks.
Confused, the man replies "of course I've got a fucking car with me, whats that got to do with it?".
The doctor looks at him and calmly says "well, on the way home from here, I want you to drop her off 2 miles from your house.....if she gets home, dont sleep with her"
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