Two hillbillies are bored one day, so one says to the other, "Wanna play 20 questions?"
The second hillbilly says, "What's that?"
"I write down something and you got 20 questions to guess what it is."
So the first hillbilly takes a piece of paper and writes "Donkey dick."
The second hillbilly thinks for a second, then asks, "Can you eat it?"
The first hillbilly smirks and says, "Well, I reckon you could..."
The second hillbilly then asks, "Is it donkey dick?"
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