A guy named Joe receives a free ticket to the SuperBowl from his
company. Unfortunately, when Joe arrives at the stadium, he
realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the
stadium--he's closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field. About
halfway through the first quarter, Joe sees through his
binoculars an empty seat 10 rows off the field right on the 50
yardline.
He decides to take a chance and makes his way through the
stadium and around the security guards to the empty seat. As he
sits down, Joe asks the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse
me, is anyone sitting here?" The man says, "No."
Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Joe
again inquires of the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who
in their right mind would have a seat like this at the SuperBowl
and not use it?!" The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat
belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she
passed away. This is the first SuperBowl we haven't been
together at since we got married in 1967."
"Well, that's really sad," said Joe, "but still, you couldn't
find anyone to take the seat? A friend or close relative?" "No,"
the man replies, "They're all at the funeral."
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