Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Many men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground.
They are not as good, but they were easy to get without putting out much effort.
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Men, on the other hand, are like fine wine. They start out as grapes. It is up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Submitted by BreeBrown
Edited by Curtis
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