Suljo & Mujo anyone?

A favorite author of mine told this joke last night at a signing. He's from Sarajevo. There are a lot of "Suljo & Mujo" jokes in Eastern Europe:


Suljo & Mujo were life-long friends in Bosnia, but one day Suljo decided to move to the US. After a couple years apart, Mujo decided to visit his friend in the States.

Suljo picked Mujo up from the airport in a stretched Cadilac, top of the line. He tells Mujo "This car, Mujo, this is MY car."

"Wow, this is a beautiful car. Great job, my friend."

Driving the main strip downtown, Sujlo points to a high-rise building and tells Mujo "See that building? That's MY building."

Mujo is impressed. "Such a great building!" he says.

After some driving, they arrive at a sizable and luxurious mansion. Suljo turns to Mujo and says "See that house? That's MY house."

"Wow!" says Mujo. "You must be doing very well."

They park and get out of the car. When Suljo and Mujo step around to the side of the house, they get a view of the back yard. Suljo points to the olympic-sized swimming pool in the back and says to Mujo "That pool over there... MY pool."

"Amazing!" says Mujo, "Look how big it is!"

Then Suljo points to a woman who is seated next to the pool. The woman is receiving a back massage. Suljo says to Mujo "Do you see that beautiful woman sitting next to my pool? That dreamboat of a woman is my wife."

To which, Mujo replies "But, Suljo, who is the man over there rubbing your wife's shoulders?"

"Oh, that man," says Suljo, "That's me."