A Magners brewery worker travels to the home of his co-worker with bad news.
"I'm sorry Jane, but Nathan died at the brewery today."
"Oh my god! What happened?"
'He drowned in a vat of cider." Said the worker, sadly.
"That's terrible! Was it a quick death?"
"I'm afraid not, he got out twice to take a piss."
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