A man and his friend are having coffee one morning when the friend brings up the definition of a Freudian slip. The man asks what this "Freudian Slip" is and his friend describes it as this: "It's when you mean to say one thing, but another word comes out. For instance, the other day I was trying to buy a couple bus tickets and asked the woman at the counter for two tickets to Tits-burgh instead of Pittsburgh. The woman had rather large breasts and my mind was not fully concerned with the tickets," he says, chuckling.
The man says "Oh sure, that makes sense. You know, I had something like that happen to me the other day! I was sitting there at the breakfast table with my wife and I meant to ask her to pass the orange juice," he says.
"What did you say instead?" asks the friend.
"I said 'You've ruined my life, you bitch'"
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