Once there was a mirror that sucked people into it if they lied. So this brunette walked up to it and said, "I think I am the most beautiful person in the whole world . . ." and it sucked her in. Then a redhead walked up to it and said, "I think I am the most wonderful person in the whole world . . ." and it sucked her in too. Then a blonde walked up to it and said, "I think . . " and it sucked her in.
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