"It's not hard, man! Look there." his friend says as he points towards two dogs having sex.
"Just do the exact same thing with your wife."
"Ok, I'll try."
They both go home and meet up the next day at a bar.
"So, how did it go?" asks the friend.
"Great, but I had a hard time undressing her on the sidewalk."
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