What is the secret of success?
"push" said the doorbell
"never be lead" said the pencil
"Take panes" said the window
"always keep cool" said the ice
"never lose your head" said the drum
"make light of everything" said the fire
"be sharp in all your dealings" said the knife
"find a good thing and stick to it" said the glue
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