Catholic Moms

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her
friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him
'Father'.
The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into
a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."


The third Catholic woman says smugly, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks
into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'."


The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.


The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"


She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard-bodied stripper............
Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God...'."