I got in from work yesterday and was greeted by HPB Jr.
"Hi Dad, for Christmas I'm going to get you something that goes from 0 to 200 in one second."
He's been playing Forza 6 lately so I went along with it.
"0 to 200 ! Wow ! Where are you going to get the money to buy me a car like that ?", I replied.
"Car ?", he said. "It's not a car, it's a set of bathroom scales."
Little bugger...
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