Liked to sneak out one of the back doors of St. Peter's into an alley so he could hide and masturbate. One day he was enjoying his secret pleasure when he heard a click. He turned to spot a Japanese tourist with a camera. The Pope approached the tourist and said, "My that sure is a nice camera you've got. Looks like it's the best camera Nikon makes. "Yes it is" replies the old Japanese man. "I've always wanted one of those. Would you consider selling it to me?" "Well, I don't know. The tourist replies, "How much would you be willing to offer me for it?" "How about $50,000?" Says the pope. The tourist eagerly agrees, and the pope takes the camera and ducks back into St. Peter's. His heart still racing from his near disaster, the pope passes a cardinal in the hallway. "Nice camera", the cardinal says. "Where'd you get it. "I bought it from a Japanese tourist" the Pope says. "Do you mind if I ask how much you paid for it?" "$50,000" the Pope blurts out. The cardinal shakes his head, "Wow, he must've seen you coming!"
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