A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary.
The husband decides to give his wife a gift, a tombstone, with the inscription: "Here lies my wife.....cold as ever"
Later the furious wife bought a return present, a tombstone with the inscription: "Here lies my husband.....stiff at last"
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