...but he doesn't have much money. He finds a second-hand bike for a great deal, but there's a catch; the bike is missing a seal and so Steve has to rub vaseline over the gap whenever it rains.
After buying the bike, Steve rides it over to his girlfriend's house to have dinner with her parents.
Before he can walk in the door, his girlfriend stops him.
"Listen, Steve. My parents and I had an argument a few years back...whatever you do, don't say a SINGLE word at dinner or you'll have to do the dishes," she said.
Despite his confusion, Steve agrees and walks inside.
Noticing the enormous stack of dishes and plates in the kitchen, he decides he is going to stay silent.
They are all eating dinner in complete silence when Steve decides to have some fun with the situation. Grabbing his girlfriend, he rips off her clothes and has sex with her in the middle of the dining table.
When they are finished, the father is steaming, the mother is appalled and the girlfriend is flustered but none say a word.
After eating in silence for a few more minutes, Steve grabs the mother and has sex with her on the table just as he did with his girlfriend.
Afterwards the father is furious, the girlfriend is furious and the mother is slightly happier.
They are sitting in silence one again when there is a loud crack of thunder and it begins to rain.
Remembering his motorcycle parked outside, Steve stands up and takes his jar of vaseline out of his pocket.
Seeing this, the father immediately backs away and says "ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES!"
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