My daughter walks into my room and says "daddy if I have a nut on my chest, does that make it a chestnut?"
I think about it for a second and say "yeah baby girl you're pretty smart".
She asks "well if i put a nut on the wall does that make it a walnut?"
And I tell her "yes it does".
So she asks, "well if I have a nut on my chin does that mean i have a chinnut?"
And i told her, "no bitch you got a dick in your mouth!"
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