Statistically, you're more likely to be killed, raped or robbed by a black person than other races.

Will You Remember...

Will you remember me tomorrow? (Yes) Willyou remember me in a week?...

You're a redneck...

You're a redneck if.... You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper...

Custer's Last...

There was a man who was a fanatic and collector of Old Western artifacts,...

Five doctors went...

Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Included in the group were a GP, a...

How do you know...

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

If doors have a...

If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too? We'd better, or it...

A duck walks into...

and asks the bartender, "Got any grapes" He says "No, why?" The duck just...

I’m very excited...

I am going to bend to over backwards to be there.

A guy got a...

Now he can play with his money, watch it grow, and you can't find a girl who...

When chuck Norris...

When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.