"Starr I Are"

A newly discovered tale of Dr. Seuss


I'm here to ask
As you'll soon see --
Did you grope
Miss Lewinsky?


Did you grope her
In your house?
Did you grope
Beneath her blouse?


I did not do that
Here or there--
I did not do that
Anywhere!


I did not do that
Near or far --
I did not do that
Starr-You-Are.


Did you smile?
Did you flirt?
Did you peek
Beneath her skirt?


And did you tell
the girl to lie
When called upon
To testify?


I do not like you
Starr-You-Are --
I think that you
Have gone too far.


I will not answer
Any more --
Perhaps I will go
Start a war!


The public's easy
To distract --
When bombs are
Falling on Iraq!