The Top 16 Signs Your White House Internship Is Going Well


16> The President lets you ride on "Air Force One", if you know what I mean.


15> Boss not only implements "Casual Fridays" but also "Topless Tuesdays."


14> You've just leapfrogged Al Gore in the line of succession.


13> "Oooh, yeah, baby -- I'll make you a White House Secretary... Assistant Chief of Staff... ohhh... Ambassador to Sweden!... Supreme Court Justice!!! Supreme Court Justice!!!"


12> The President has the Secret Service detail your '91 Taurus.


11> Buddy no longer wastes time sniffing both your crotch and the President's.


10> After your first "meeting" with "The Boss," you move up 2 tax brackets.


9> As if national publicity, a $1M movie deal, and $10M in Democratic hush money wasn't enough, the Paula Jones Foundation for Homely Women has donated $20K to you for a full makeover.


8> You get to sit on Gore's lap during the State of the Union Address.


7> You know the White House like you know the back of the President's head.


6> Your per diem is bigger than Peru's GNP and your only duty is to keep silent.


5> The first lady invites you on a private ski weekend.


4> The Vice President isn't the only "stiffie" you've seen in the White House.


3> Performance review rated you a "10" in the category "Ability to turn-on the president with your hillbilly good looks."


2> Al Gore's pulse jumps up to 3 when you pass by.


1> It ain't Keats, but for Bubba, "Shall I compare thee to a Big Mac" is pretty damn romantic.

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